About

If you know me, you’re not going to learn anything new here. Probably.

If you don’t know me – say hello some time.

Nothing I write is intended to represent anyone’s views except my own – and especially not anyone I work for or have worked for in the past.

I’m open to debate and you’re welcome to disagree with anything I say, as long as you do so politely. Anyone disagreeing eloquently and with humour will earn bonus points.

I don’t accept friend requests on Facebook from people I don’t know. Feel free to hit me up on Twitter or Instagram, where all pleasant, friendly types are welcomed with open arms.

But you look nice. Put the kettle on. I take my tea with biscuits.